意外收获：冰挂儿 | Unexpected Luck: Icicles

2013-11-15 作者：

Temperature was lower than 0 degree (celsius) in last weekend, kind of 1st time this winter, not big surprise anyway. It was just early November in Beijing, under zero temperature usually lasts just 1~2 hours before sunrise, plus we don’t have even one day rainy or snowy recently… But how this (check following pics) could be done?

After a quick investigation, some hints got – it could be several of circle sprinklers, in the park, were failed to be shutdown during previous midnight. Water was sprayed as liquid film over grass leaves or pine needles, which was easy to be iced up, then this happens layer by layer (water film), and make it looks mellow and full finally.

上周末气温好像跌破了0点，应该今冬第一次吧，虽说司空见惯，倒是暖气慢慢热了。十一月份的北京，0度以下的气温应该也就是日出前的1~2钟头，而且没雨没雪……可这玩意儿（下图）是咋来的？

周围溜达一圈儿，有点儿头绪了——应该是这周围有几个自动浇水的旋转喷头彻夜没关。后半夜气温骤降，这水喷到草叶或者松针上，形成一层水膜，这货迅速降温一下子就冻住了，然后接着一层又一层（毕竟旋转喷头是过个十几秒来喷一下，而不是一直冲水），结果最后就弄成圆滚滚的这货了。不知道推理的是不是靠谱……

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图解：5步如何干掉一个纸箱 | How To Eliminate a Carton in 5 Steps

2013-11-13 作者：

STEP #1, train an agent with capability of full automation on this task， then get him/her into the target and standby.
第一步，训练一名能自主完成该任务的特勤人员，帮助他/她进入待消灭目标，原地待命。

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摇篮曲 | The Lullaby

2013-11-11 作者：

You may know this is the logo of Beijing Umbilical Cord Blood Bank, however I took this shot just for resonance from my heart with an old picture taken by myself – instead of a commercial promotion – apparently I’ve never purchased their (cord blood bank) service for Vincent.

您没准儿认识“北京脐带血库”的商标，但我这张片子不是什么商业广告（俺家Vincent也没存啥脐带血），只是那晚下班回家前看到的一幕，勾起太多回忆和共鸣。

 

So… what kind of resonance I have?

Take look at this, it’s a heart with a new-born sleeping inside, the heart seems more like a hug from mom. Then the moon, which is shining smoothly and spreading light over the mom & kid (perhaps I need better post processing skill), and simultaneously the moon looks much like a little boat floating in the sky, and probably also in the kid’s dream, that represents the inner peace and grand safety when he/she is in mother’s embrace.

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心形的标志里边有个熟睡的婴儿，其实这红心更像是母亲温暖的怀抱；而那弯弯明月，挥洒着柔和的光线，看起来更像是一叶轻舟飘荡在静谧的夜空中……抑或孩子的梦中，这更展现了人之初其内心的平和，以及熟睡于母亲怀中之极强安全感。

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海洋玉米池神马的最好玩了 | Corn Pool was kinda Fun

2013-10-21 作者：

Pictures below were taken in 2013 National holiday, Vincent was in mom’s hometown and visiting his maternal grandparents there.

又是一年国庆节，Vincent童鞋1岁9个月了，环境兼容性提高不少，除了“青山不改，绿水长流”的随地拉粑粑（且拒不履行告知义务），已经没啥让人担心的了……

国庆节到姥姥家，必不可少的项目就是爬到房顶拍“玉米照”——现在，身体力行剥玉米已经不是Fisherworks和Echo的重责大任，但Vincent到此一游却仍是必不可少的环节；与“疯狂表哥”一起的海洋玉米池大冒险，就是如此have fun！！！

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传说中的“包场观影”| “Full block reservation” of cinema projection booth

2013-09-27 作者：

包场观影，看《The Great Gatsby》！

这片儿老带劲了，正儿八经跟你唠美国那旮上世纪20年代，小年轻儿屌丝变土豪知道不？

主角迪卡普里奥那小脸儿、那小眼神儿、那演技，老帅了，见过不？

看完大片儿，那主题曲人家叫啥？《年轻又漂亮》，你说这名起的，一听就带感，“高端大气上档次”有没有？“低调奢华有内涵”有没有？这曲儿上网弄个mp3，那必需得320kbps的，往车里一放（把那些动次动次都删了吧，太掉价了都），那立马那“双环小贵族”就得变“smart for two”，你说还唠啥，这旮回头率得啥标准？

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相册插件的“逆天级服务”| Unbelievable Great Support of Gallery Plugin

2013-09-27 作者：

Sorry, here’s no English version available, however I’m talking about the one-day all-issue-fix support by BestWebSoft – even for a non-pro (free) version of Gallery plugin.

话说once upon a time，本站用的免费版Gallery Plugin因为多日不见“红色の上传小按钮”而黯然神伤，Fisherworks因此遍寻名医却每每“有疾而终”；而此插件却不易随便替换，何故？无它，唯好用尔。

于是不得不忍受每次用多媒体管理器上传，然后挨个操作附加到图库post中，以保持与之前完全统一的相册风格——一旦po错，不得悔改，只能移除重传，这繁琐的操作步骤让该插件颇有鸡肋之感。

前些天，不堪其扰，遂登录wordpress官网，在Gallery Plugin之support forum发帖求助，天可怜见，支持团队两日内即现身力挺（Fisherworks用的可是免费版哦），然而所提方案均为之前试过的，因而问题依然“我思故我在”——并未因“后台老大”来了就有哪怕丝毫收敛；后来support哥祭出必杀技：到我们自己的支持站点，发个私信，把你site的WP管理员和FTP账号show出来吧！

说实话，有点儿担心，当年玩WOW的时候，Blizzard不是说GM从来英雄不问出处……呸呸……从来英雄不问密码么……

不过，话说回来，他们的support ID倒不是假的，而且人家情深意重的花时间在收费版的支持站帮我解决免费版的问题，这是何等的革命共产主义精神！

也罢！于是keep自己的admin和ftp账户，然后去godaddy新建了为临时只用的全权限ftp账号，以及WP admin账号，发出去了……然后就是等啊等……

Guess what? 两小时不到：

  1. Gallery Plugin红色上传小按钮回来了
  2. 相册浏览的lightbox也意外恢复工作了
  3. 就连让我N年痛哭流涕都不工作的post“可视化/文本”编辑器都能来回切换了
  4. （没准儿还有其他fix我还没发现……）

逆天啊！（说的是Gallery Plugin团队的支持速度~~嗯……话说如果是个米国团队，感情人家敬业到以至于凌晨都在线？Fisherworks是不是该考虑入手收费版，聊表心意？）

智捉啊！（说的是Fisherworks的php水平~~嗯……话说Fisherworks要玩什么都是临时抱佛脚，这次终于遇到大坑，趟不过去了么……）

Fisherworks一顿唐僧，算是发泄完了，我们来看看这哥们都给解决了啥问题

Ning,

1) Almost all your WP catalogues had 705 permission. We have already asked you to check the rights for all folders and files.

2) Besides, there was incorrect redirection for .js in the file htaccess and the script couldn’t get loaded on any page. We fixed that.

Sincerely,

Support Team

September 26, 2013 14:04

Ning,

This is the line that caused incorrect interpretation of files: addhandler x-httpd-php5-cgi .php .html .htm .js We removed .js, but we can’t understand why you need to interpret .html .htm. Maybe these extensions should also be removed. Please keep it in mind.

Sincerely,

Support Team

September 26, 2013 14:21

事已至此，Fisherworks竟无语凝噎，啥也不说了，泪奔啊……

要不是人家厚道到把关键功能都放在免费版了（收费版那些额外功能都是必要性不大的），俺真有心像Minecraft和Titanium Backup Pro一样，毕恭毕敬的献上10大刀买个心安理得了——关注后续版本，随时期待收费版新feature！

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